A very good reason why I should never be allowed on the internet is that it gives me stupid ideas. Even worse, ideas based on other people's characters and so entirely unpublishable.
Probably the worst for you is that this does not stop me from writing the things anyway and, by way of a Christmas bit of silliness, posting it to this here blog.
Which is all a roundabout way of saying, if you follow the upcoming link you will get a story what I wrote last weekend because it would not leave my head.
The Marvellous Mechanical Time Trap Machine
So, happy festive whatnots and do not take this as indicative of the rest of the stuff.